That's a pretty big mad.

So, I've been saving up money to purchase a California resident tier Magic Key; the thing that's replaced the annual Disneyland pass. For only $400, a California resident can go to Disneyland or California Adventure as many times as they want for a year, barring holidays, black out days, and most days during the summer. Fine with me, seeing as the last thing I want to do is take myself straight to hell by standing in long lines and being outdoors during the busiest time of year in weather that spikes straight through the 90's clear into the 100's. I was going to buy it in August, perfectly poised to start making some Fall reservations.

Then I wake up this morning and see a news headline that says Disney has ceased sales of Magic Keys.

Of course they did.

God damnit, Disney.